lawak binatang

The little camel went to his mother and asked, "Mother, why do we camels have such big eyes?"
She looked on him lovingly and replied, "You see, my son, when we are walking in the dessert and the wind starts to blowing and there's sand everywhere, we need these big eyes to keep an eye on one another so that we don't get lost."

"Oh!" he said. "And why do we have such huge feet?

"Well," she said, "they allow us to walk easily in the dessert sands and help us avoid sinking into the dunes."

"Wow," he said, "great equipment. What the heck is this stuff on our backs for?"

"You see," his mother informed, "we can walk for days, even weeks without food or water, so we use it to store fat during those times. But why do you ask me all these obvious questions?"

"Well, mother," said the young camel, "I was just wondering, if we've got all of this great stuff, what are we doing in the zoo?"

BOSS YANG AGAK TUUUTT.,,.,.

Mengapa aku pecat Secretary ku yg seksi???
Minggu lalu, besday ku yang ke-40 tahun!
Aku turun sarapan dgn harapan isteriku ingat & mengucapkan dgn penuh mesra “Selamat HariJadi ya Suamiku Sayang”.

Waktu berlalu, isteriku sama sekali tidak mengucapkan sesuatu! Ya, itulah isteriku!

Mungkin anak2ku ingat, Besday papanya.
Tp x seorang pun anak2 ku dtg ke meja utk sarapan, mrk pun x mengucap satu katapun kpd ku.

Akhirnya aku pegi kerja dgn rasa Sedih!

Aku msk ke bilik ku,
Secretary ku, Emy menyapaku
“Morning Boss , Selamat Harijadi“
Aku merasa sedikit terubat, sebab secretary ku mengingati harijadi ku.

Time lunch, Emy mengetuk pintu bilik ku “Apakah Boss x sedar bahawa sudah masuk waktu lunch, hari ini kan besday Boss, mari kita pergi lunch”

“Wow, itu Idea yg baik! Ok, mari kita pergi lunch“ jwb ku..

Kami pun pergi lunch berdua.

Setelah Lunch, Emy berkata “Hari ini indah kan Boss, kita tak payahla ke opis lg kan Boss?“ Kita pegi berseronok sajalaa..

Saya mengangguk!

Lalu Emy mengajak saya pegi ke apartment nya.

Setiba di apartment nya, dia berkata “Boss, maaf tunggu sekejap ya, saya mahu ke bilik tidur utk menukar pakaian, agak panas ari ni..“.

“Tentu saja” sahutku dgn gembira!!pikiranku negativvvvvve

Emy masuk kebilik tidurnya. Kira-kira 10 minit kemudian…

Emy keluar membawa KEK besday, diiringi Isteri n anak2ku serta bersama rakan kerjaku sambil menyanyi Happy Besday To U..

Aku duduk TERPAKU di atas sofa, dgn telanjang bulat tanpa sehelai BENANGpun… !!!

yeah..a great day

semalam...19/12/2010...kawan dri seremban datang ke kedah,pegi jalan2 kat bukit kayu hitam,pekan rabu n alor star.....yg bestnye mse kat pekan rabu jmpe pengacara melodi,x ingt ape nme dy...best tuh sembang ngan dy sporting...lps g pekan rabu g pacific
ad carnival proton.....best giler,jmpe amy mastura n jaclyn victor...aduih...sedap btol suare diorang...lps dngr konsert tengok kerete plak...
ad kereta inspira versi jebat n kasturi,cantik gler.....mmg semalam ari yg paling best n pelik2 belake...heheh

selamat jumaatXD

assalamualaikum...apa khabar?...harap sihat sumenye.....kepade bdak2 laki pegi x solat jumaat
bukan solat jumaat jer subuh,asar,maghrib,isyak jgn lupe...
mlm nih nk tengok wayang tpi ngah pikir nk tengok cite ape...
calon-calonye:
hantu kak limah balik rumah
harry potter
2 alam(x jdi kot)
ngakung(best)
rse2 tengok cite hant kak limah balik  rumah..harap2 best
kepade aqil kalo aq x jdi pindah rm 20 bgi kat aq...hehe....wassalam

nk pindah mne ek?

tetibe plak bapak aq kate nk pindah....melake x jdi terengganu x jdi....lps nih shah alam plak...ARGH!!!!
pening kepale otak nih......skang ni nk tunggu orang call jer......acap plak ske2 duit x bgi kat aq......izul dok ajak main psp,kat skola plak 2..ish3..kawan2 lame kat shah alam mintak pindah sne sanak saudare kat terengganu n kelantan pon sme gak suroh pindah kat terengganu....kawan2 kat sini mintak tinggal....it is so complicated =_='

simple boy kembali!!!XD

setelah sekian lme aq x bkk blog aq dh usang dh pon
naseb baek aq ingt password.....yeah....to acap(ashraff aqil) thnx ingtkan aq pasal blog nih kalo x mmg sejarah laa blog nih......for kawan2 ku yg ad blog 2 cantik2kan lah blog korang 2 mcm pompuan....contoh iqbal...HAHa...takat ni je laa bye<><><><><>